There
is nothing more difficult to carry out, nor more doubtful
of success, nor more dangerous to handle, then to initiate
a new order of things.
Laugh A Joke
A very successful partner
in a big six firm had a peculiar habit. He will
go to his desk open a locked drawer, look inside,
lock the drawer again, and start his work.
His subordinates knew that he hide the secret of
his success in the drawer, they waited for the opportunity.
One day when the partner had gone out of the city,
the juniors decided to make a break.
They broke into the drawer, breathlessly, and looked
inside. There was one small piece of paper inside
- it said -
"left is debit and right is credit."
Laugh
A Joke
A young businessman who
had just started his own firm rented a beautiful
office and furnished it with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come in. Wishing to
appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up
the phone and started to pretend he had a big
deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can
I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've
come to activate your phone lines”
